God is a DJ (and he eats sausage sandwiches)

Like many commuters, I enjoy listening to Chris Moyles on a morning. It always puts me in a good mood for the day giving me a chuckle on my way to work. But it properly pisses me off, when he and his team sit there, live on air, munching on sausage sandwiches. It sounds f*****g gross. It annoys me to such distraction that I have to switch over to Radio 2. Then I have to listen to the drone of Terry Lobe-On and sweet sound of The Cars "Drive"....mostly.